Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

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Non Veg Jokes Hindi Main – Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath

Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.
To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.
Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.
9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.
Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.
Santa: “Dr Saab, Kya Hua Baby Ya Baba?”
Doctor Huste Hue: “No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1Kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du“

Majedar Hindi Adult – Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli Aayi, Ab Company Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Ladki Ko Agar Itni Badi Bat Batayai To Kahi Khushi Ke Mare Mar Hi Na Jaye.
To Company Ne Apne Ek Sabse Intelligent Aur Talented Person, Ranjan (Aki) Ko Ye Kaam Sompa.
Ranjan Pahunch Gaya Ladki Ke Ghar Darwaja Khatkaya To Ek Bahut Hi Sunder Ladki Nikli, Ranjan Use Bola.
Ranjan: “Mam, Farz Karo Ki Aapki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikal Aaye To Aap Kya Karogi?”
Ladki Pahle Sun Kar To Hairani Hui Aur Fir Boli.
Ladki: “Aap Ke Saamne Nangi Ho Jaaungi Aur Fir Nachne Lagungi, Aap Phir Meri Chut Me Apna Lund Dal Dena Aur Mere Boobs Chusna, Aur Adhe Paisi Main Aapko De Dungi”
Aur Ye Baat Sun Kar Ranjan Vahi Khushi Ke Maare Mar Gaya.

Gande Hindi Chutkule – Executive Comes Late Home After Having

Executive Comes Late Home After Having Dog Style Sex, With His Secretary At The Office. Wife : Were Have U Been? He Shouts : Sara Din Office Mein Kutte Ki Tara Laga Raha.


Gande Chutkule Bahut Jyada Gande – Santa Ek Din Film Dekh Kar

Santa Ek Din Film Dekh Kar Aaya To Agle Din Apne Dost Banta Se Milne Gaya.
Santa: “Oye Kal Main Film Dekh Kar Aaya, Mast Film Thi Yaar, Lekin?”
Banta: “Kya Lekin?”
Santa: “Film Ka Naam Aakhir Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya Ki ‘Badi Gaand’ Kyu Rakha Hai?”
Banta: “Kiski Thi Ye Film?.”
Santa: “Yaar Salman Khan Ki Thi, Kya Mast Acting Ki Usne Film Mein.”
Banta Gusse Se: “Salman Khan ???????? ……… Abe Maa Ke Laude Wo Badi Gaand Nahi Body Guard Hogi.”
Bonsdi Ke Kahta Tha Na Thoda Aur Padh Le. Chutiya Anpadh Saala.

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