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Month: April 2016

Ashlil Chutkule – Dirty Jokes – Man To Doctor: Every Night My Wife Goes

Man To Doctor: Every Night My Wife Goes To A Pub And Sleeps With Anyone Who Proposes To Her!

Dr.: Relax, Take A Deep Breath, Calm Down & Now Tell Me..

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Which Pub?:P =D

Ashlil Chutkule – Dirty Jokes – Ek Anpadh Sardarni New York Ke Ek Message

Ek Anpadh Sardarni New York Ke Ek Message Centre Mein Apni Maa Ko Punjab Message Karne Ke Liye Gayi

Angrej Operator Bola Ki $50 Lagenge

Wo Udas Hote Hue Boli: “Mere Pas Itne Paise To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Aap Meri Maa Ko Ek Message Kar Do To Aap Jo Bologe Main Karungi”

Angrej Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Puchha: “Kuch Bhi Karogi?”

Vo Boli: “Haan, Kuch Bhi”

Angrej Ne Use Kaha Ki Mere Piche Aao Aur Usko Agle Ek Room Mein Le Gaya Aur Bola: “Darwaja Band Karke Mere Pass Aao”

Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Uske Pass Aake Khadi Ho Gayi

Angrej: “Ab Jhuko Aur Apne Ghutno Pe Khadi Ho Jao”

Usne Hichkichate Hue Aisa Hi Kiya

Angrej Bola: “Meri Pant Ki Zip Kholo”

Usne Zip Khol Di

Angrej: “Ab Isko Bahar Nikalo Aur Shuru Ho Jao”

Usne Dono Haatho Se Uska Samaan Bahar Nikala, Angrej Ne Maje Se Apni Aankhein Band Kar Li

Aurat Apne Hont Uske Paas Layi Aur Chilla Ke Boli: “Bebe Mein Simran, Tenu Meri Awaj Aa Rahi Hai Na?“

Ashlil Chutkule – Dirty Jokes – The “Smoking Kills” Warning

The “Smoking Kills” Warning

On Cigret Packs Is Like

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.Girls Saying, “Rehne Do, Koi

Dekh Lega” – Nothing More

Than A Ritual

Ashlil Chutkule – Dirty Jokes – Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Boxing Ka Match

Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Boxing Ka Match Dekhne Gaye

Match Ke First Rounde Mein Ek Boxer Pahle Minute Mein Hi Niche Gir Ke Dher Ho Gaya

Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Huh Saala Sirf Ek Minute Mein Hi Gir Gaya”

Ladki Ne Ye Suna Aur Boli: “Ab Ehsas Hua Tumhe Bhi, Ki Mujhe Kesa Mehsoos Hota Hai?“

Dirty Hindi Jokes Maza – Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke Penis Pe Madhu-Makkhi

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke Penis Pe Madhu-Makkhi Kaat Gayi. He Goes To A Doctor With His Wife.

Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Dawa Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.

Dirty Hindi Jokes Maza – Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.

Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”

Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“

N V Hindi Jokes – 1 Poora Din Shoe & Socks Pehno

1 Poora Din

Shoe & Socks Pehno

To Pair Gorre Gorre

Lagte Hain…

Saala !

Janam Se Chaddi Pehni

Par…

Popat Sala…

Kala Ka Kala Kyun . .?

Dirty Hindi Jokes Maza – Deti Ho To Khada Ho Jata Hai

Deti Ho To Khada Ho Jata Hai,

Rom-Rom Jazbat Ka!

Muuh Me Lena Tumhe Pasand Nahi,

Ek Bhi Qatra Sharab Ka!

Phir Kyu Bolti Ho Ke Dheere Se Daalo,

Balon Mein Phool Gulab Ka!

Woh Soti Rahi Mein Karta Raha,

Intezaar Uske Jawab Ka!

Abhi Uske Haath Mei Rakha Hi Tha Ke Usne Pakad Liya,

Guldasta Gulabon Ka!

Usne Kaha Pichhe Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,

Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabbab Ka!

Usne Kaha Bada Maza Aata Hai Jab Andar Jata Hai,

Kano Mein Ek Ek Lafz Tere Pyar Ka !! 😛

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