Santa Apni Girlfriend Se = Aaj Raat Mere Paas Aao Na Sex Karte Hain..?
Girl = Thik Hai, But Condom Jaroor Le Aana…
Santa Khusi Ke Maare Chemist Ki Shop Par Condom Lene Gaya…
Santa = Bhai Sahab, Ek Condom Ka Packet De Do..
Chemist = Konse Flavour Ka Dun..?
Santa Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad..”Chholey Bhature” Wala De Do….