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Hindi Ke Adult Chutkule – Ek Baar 3 Shikari Aapas

Ek Baar 3 Shikari Aapas Mein Gappe Maar Rahe Thhe, Aur Apne Apne Shikar Ke Kisse Bata Rahe Thhe
Pahla: “Main Jungle Mein Sher Ka Shikar Karne Gaya, Aur Meri Bandook Mein 2 Hi Goliya Thhi Aur Achanak Left Aur Right Se 2 Sher Aa Gaye”
Baki Shikari: “Achha Fir?”
Pahla Shikari: “Fir Kya Samne Ek Pathar Pada Thha Mene Usko Goli Mari, Goli Ke 2 Tukde Hue Aur Dono Shero Ko Lag Gayi Aur Vo Mar Gaye”
Dusra Shikari: “Huh Ye Bhi Koi Shikar Hai, Main Batata Hun, Ek Bar Main Sher Ko Marne Gaya, Na Mere Pass Bandook Na Koi Aur Hathiyar, Aur Mere Piche Ek Sher Padd Gaya”
Baki Shikari Hairani Se: “Fir?”
Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Thha Main Baag Ke Ek Ped Pe Chadd Gaya Aur Mera Darr Ke Mare Susu Nikal Gaya, Aur Sher Us Susu Ki Rassi Bana Ke Uper Chadne Lag Gaya.”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Jaisi Hi Vo Adhe Raste Mein Pahuncha Mene Susu Band Kar Diya Vo Niche Gir Ke Mar Gaya”
Teesra Shikari: “Abe Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Ek Bar Main Jungle Mein Gaya Mere Pass Koi Hathiyar Nahi Thha, Mene Dekha Ki Samne Ek Sher Soya Pada Hai”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
Teesra Shikari: “Fir Kya, Maine Uski Gaand Mein Ungli Dedi, Vo Bechara Sharam Se Hi Mar Gaya“

Updated: May 14, 2016 — 12:11 pm

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