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Very Dirty Jokes In English – A Guy Goes To

A Guy Goes To See The Doctor, Because He’s A Little Too Well-Endowed. In Fact, It’s 25 Inches Long And He Can’t Get Any Women To Have Sex With Him.
Anyway, The Doctor Says There’s Nothing He Can Do Medically, But Recommends A Witch Doctor That He Thinks Might Be Able To Help.
The Witch Doctor Takes A Look At The Problem And Tells Him To Go To A Particular Pond, Deep In The Forest, And Talk To A Frog That Lives There. “Ask The Frog To Marry You And Each Time The Frog Says No, You’ll Be 5 Inches Shorter”
Worth A Try, He Thinks, And Off He Dashes Into The Forest. He Finds The Pond And Sees The Frog On The Other Side, Sitting On A Log.
Frog: “Will You Marry Me?”
The Frog Looks At Him, Disinterested At Best, And Calls Back: “No”
The Guy Looks Down And Sure Enough, He’s 5 Inches Shorter. Hey, This Is Great He Thinks — Let’s Try That Again: “Will You Marry Me?”
The Frog Rolls His Eyes, And Shouts Back Again: “No”
Zappo! The Guy’s Down To 15 Inches. Well, That’s Still A Bit Excessive, He Thinks. Down Another 5 Would Be Perfect. So He Calls Across Again.
Frog: “Will You Marry Me?”
The Irritated Frog Yells Back: “Look, How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You? No, No, No“

Updated: May 14, 2016 — 1:59 pm

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