Santa: “Daddy Meinu Aaj Madam Ne Thapad Marya”
Father: “Kyun?”
Santa: “Daddy Aaj Madam Di Kameej Usdi Bund Vich Fass Gayi Si Tey Mere Naal Vaale Munde Ne Oh Kameej Khich Ke Kadd Ditti”
Father: “Eh Te Usne Thik Nahi Keeta Par Madam Ne Tenu Kyun Marya?”
Santa: “Daddy Mainu V Pata Hai Ki Usne Thik Nahi Keeta Main Te Bas Kameez Ungli Naal Fir Dobara Phasa Ditti“