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Women’S View First And Foremost, We Are Not Obligated To Give One. Extension To Rule #1 –If You Get One, Be Grateful. I Don’T Care What They Did In The Porn Video You Watched. It Is Not Standard Practice To Cum On Someone’S Face. Extension To Rule #3 –I Do Not Have To Swallow. My Ears Are Not Handles. Extension To Rule #5 –Do Not Push On The Top Of My Head. Do You Really Want Puke On Your Dick Cause You Want Me To Deep Throat? I Don’T Care How Relaxed You Get. It Is Not Ok To Fart. Having My Period Does Not Mean That It’S “Hummer Week” For You. Get It Through Your Head! I’M Bloated And I Feel Like Shit. So No I Don’T Feel Particularly Obligated To Blow You Just Because “You” Can’T Have Sex Now. Extension To Rule #8 — “Blue Balls” Might Have Worked On High School Girls. If You’Re That Desperate, Go Jerk Off And Leave Me Alone With My Midol. If I Have To Pause To Remove A Pubic Hair From My Teeth, Do Not Tell Me That I’Ve Just “Wrecked It” For You. Leaving Me In Bed While You Go Play Video Games, Immediately Afterwards Is Highly Inadvisable If You Would Like My Behavior Repeated In The Future. If You Like How I Do It, It’S Probably Best Not To Speculate About The Origins Of My Talent. Just Enjoy The Moment And Be Happy That I’M Good At It. See Also Rule #2 About Gratitude. I Don’T Care About The “Protein Content,” It Does Not Particularly Taste Good. No, I Will Not Do It While You Watch Tv. When You Hear Your Friends Complain About How They Don’T Get Blow Jobs Often Enough, Keep Your Mouth Shut. It Is Inappropriate To Either Sympathize Or Brag. Just Because “It’S Awake” When You Get Up Does Not Mean That I Have To “Kiss Is Good Morning.”Men’S View First Of All, Yes You Are Obligated To Do It. If You Don’T, We Will Find Someone Younger, Prettier And More Dirty Who Will. Second, Swallowing A Teaspoon Full Of Cream Is A Hell Of A Lot Easier Than Licking A Dead Fish. You Want To Talk About Farting? Does The Word “Queeb” Mean Anything To You? I Will Use Your Ears As I See Fit. Be Thankful I’M Not Pulling Your Hair. When You Are On Your Period, Stuffing Something In Your Mouth Is The Only Way To Stop You From Bitching And Moaning. Suck It Up! Speaking Of Which, If You Are Bleeding For Five Straight Days, You Need All The Fluids You Can Get. Trust Me. You Bitch About The Taste, But Trust Me Men Get The Short End Of The Stick In The Flavor Country. At Least There Is No Danger Of A Dick Bleeding In Your Mouth. Play With The Balls. No Matter How Good You Think You Are At It, I’Ve Had Better. Caress The Ass, Too. I Like That! Make Hay When The Sun Shines. It’S “Wide Awake” In Themorning Now, But When You Get Old And Fat And Are Looking For Some Action, I Guarantee It Will Be “Sound Asleep.” If You Swallow, Then You Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Any On Your Face, Now Will You?

Updated: July 25, 2016 — 9:01 pm
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