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Month: August 2016

Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi – Love Marriage: Raat K

Love Marriage:

Raat K Waqt
Shohar: Paani Pilao

Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi,

Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi,

Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde Khadi Rahi,

Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola!

Maango Kya Maangti Ho?

Biwi:
Kamine Talaaq De.

Jokes In Hindi Font – For Their 10Th

For Their 10Th Anniversary, A Wife Surprises Her Husband By Wearing The Lingerie She Wore On Their Wedding Night. She Asks Her Husband What His Exact Thoughts Were 10 Years Ago When He First Saw Her In The Lingerie. He Says, “I Wanted To Suck Your Tits Dry And F**K Your Brains Out.” “Well, What Do You Think Today?” He Says, “I Think I Did A Good Job.”

Best Ever Funny Jokes – Bahut Puraani Baat

Bahut Puraani Baat Hai..
Ek African Apni Family Ke Sath Jungle Me Hi Rahta Tha..
Usane Kabhi Mirror Nahi Dekha Tha..

1 Din Jungle Me Use Shisha Mila.
Usme Khud Ko Dekh Kar Smjha Ke Uske Baap Ki Tasvir Hai,
Aur Wo Use Apne Ghar Le Gaya Aur Roz Bate Karne Laga.

Uski Biwi Ko Shak Hua,
1 Din Jab Uska Pati Bahar Gaya Hua Tha To Usne Shisha Bahar Nikala
Aur Apni Shakl Dekh Ke Boli :
Accha.. To Ye Hai Wo Kal-Muhi Jis Se Mera Pati Baaten Karta Hai.

Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko Dikhaya,
To Saas Boli: Chinta Mat Kar, Shukar Mana..
Buddhi Hai, Jaldi Hi Mar Jayegi

Funny Jokes By Pati Patni – Husband Wife Ki

Husband Wife Ki Godi Me Leta Hua Tha,

Wife – Kesa Lag Raha He Ji?

Husband- Jese Visnu Bhagwan Shesnaag Ki God Me Lete Ho.

Mast Husband Wife Jokes – Krwa Dena Best Husband

Krwa Dena
Best Husband Wife Jokes
Pati Mai Apni Biwi Ko B.A Phir M.A Phir Ph.D Karwaunga.
Ushko Ek Achi Se Job Dilwaunga..
Friend: Phir Koi Acha Sa Ladka Dhundh Kar
Ushki Shaadi Bhi Krwa Dena.

Mast Pati Patni Jokes – Difference Difference Between Husband

Difference
Difference Between Husband & Gadha.

Ans:Husband Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
But
Gadha Itna Bhi Gadha Nahi K Husband Bane!!

No 1 Hindi Jokes – Husband – Jab

Husband – “Jab Mai Tumhe Lene Gaya Toh Poore 100 Rs. Ke Kele Lekar Gaya Thaa… Aur Tumhari Maa Ne Aate Samay Mere Haath Mein 20 Rs. Thamaa Diye They ! . . .

Wife – “Toh Aap Meri Maa Ke Ghar Mujhe Lene Gaye They Yaa Kele Bechne ?”

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