Burger Or Kiss
Wife: Can U Help Me In The Gardening ?
Husband: What Do U Think I Am…A Gardener ?
Wife: Can U Fix The Door Handle ?
Husband: What Do You Think I Am… A Carpenter ?
In The Evening, When Husband Came From Work, He Saw Everything Has Been Fixed.
Husband: Who Did All This ?
Wife: Our Neighbour.
But He Gave Me 2 Options…..
Either I Should Give Him A Burger Or A Kiss.
Husband: I Am Sure U Must Have Given Him A Burger.
Wife: What Do U Think I Am…….Mcdonalds ?!!