Jyaada Padhi Likhi Biwi Hone Ka Dukh –
Husband Calls His Wife In The Evening N Asks:
Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Pakaya Hai?
Wife: Fine Long Grain White Rice Hand-Picked In
The Emerald Green Lap Of The Vindhyas And
Tender Golden Lentils That Was Gently Simmered
Over The Smouldering Kisses Of Angels.
Served With Dollops Of Fragrant Clarified Butter
Husband: Wow.. Sounds Yummy??
What Is It Called?
Wife: Khichdi!
