Mast Hindi Jokes – Desi-Vilayati Biwi : Jab

Desi-Vilayati
Biwi : Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho To Paro Kahte Ho, Jab Vilayati Pite Ho To Darling Kahte Ho, Aaj Kya Pee Kar Aaye Ho Ki ‘Chudel’ Kahte Ho?
Pati : Aaj Main Hosh Mein Hoon.