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Month: January 2017

Hindi Language Non Veg Jokes – Mandir Mein Log Bhajan Gaa Rahe

Mandir Mein Log Bhajan Gaa Rahe The: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu.”
Ek Jatt Mandir Ke Aage Se Nikal Raha Tha Or Uski Bete Ki Bahu Ka Naam Bhi Darshan Kaur Tha
Bhajan Sun Ke Jatt Gusse Se Mandir Ke Andar Gaya Or Wo Bhi Bhajan Gaane Lag Gaya:
“Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Ohdi Tan Bas Mera Munda Hi Lau,
Baki Gall Naseeban Di,
Bhen Di Fuddi Tuhadde Warge Gareeban Di.“

Hindinonvegjokes – Ek Aurat Ne Ek Tota 3000/-

Ek Aurat Ne Ek Tota 3000/- Mai Kharida….
??Dukandar Ne Bataya Yeh Tota Pahle Ek Aurat Ke Pass Tha Jo Red Lite Area Mai Rahati Thi…Yeh Mat Kharido….
Aurat Nahi Mani.. Qki..Use Vahi Khubsurat Tota Pasand Tha….Vo Usko Ghar Lekar Aa Gayi….
Tota :- ?Va Va Naya Ghar..
?Aurat Ko Acha Laga
Lekin Jab Usaki 2 Betiya School Se Aayi Tab
Tota :- ?Va Va Nayi Nayi Ladkiya…
Ab Aurat Ko Jara “Tension” Aaya…??
Magar Jab Sham Ko Uska Pati Prakash Ghar Aaya Tab..
Tota 😕 Kya Re “Pakya” Tu Idhar Bhi..!! ??


Hindi Jokes And Chutkule – Santa Ki Wife Tv Dekh Rahi

Santa Ki Wife Tv Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?”
Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya”
Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai”
Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“

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