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Month: January 2017

Hindi Language Non Veg Jokes – Mandir Mein Log Bhajan Gaa Rahe

Mandir Mein Log Bhajan Gaa Rahe The: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu.”
Ek Jatt Mandir Ke Aage Se Nikal Raha Tha Or Uski Bete Ki Bahu Ka Naam Bhi Darshan Kaur Tha
Bhajan Sun Ke Jatt Gusse Se Mandir Ke Andar Gaya Or Wo Bhi Bhajan Gaane Lag Gaya:
“Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Ohdi Tan Bas Mera Munda Hi Lau,
Baki Gall Naseeban Di,
Bhen Di Fuddi Tuhadde Warge Gareeban Di.“

Non Veg Joke In Hindi Language – Mubarik Ho Govt Na Tari Sun Li Bari

Mubarik Ho

Govt Na Tari Sun Li

Bari Tension Ma Tha Tu

Mera Daikh Kar Gusa Karta Tha

Ab Khush Ho Ja

Market Mein

1Inch Ki Lulli Wala Condom B Aa Gya Hae! 😛

Hindinonvegjokes – Ek Aurat Ne Ek Tota 3000/-

Ek Aurat Ne Ek Tota 3000/- Mai Kharida….
??Dukandar Ne Bataya Yeh Tota Pahle Ek Aurat Ke Pass Tha Jo Red Lite Area Mai Rahati Thi…Yeh Mat Kharido….
Aurat Nahi Mani.. Qki..Use Vahi Khubsurat Tota Pasand Tha….Vo Usko Ghar Lekar Aa Gayi….
Tota :- ?Va Va Naya Ghar..
?Aurat Ko Acha Laga
Lekin Jab Usaki 2 Betiya School Se Aayi Tab
Tota :- ?Va Va Nayi Nayi Ladkiya…
Ab Aurat Ko Jara “Tension” Aaya…??
Magar Jab Sham Ko Uska Pati Prakash Ghar Aaya Tab..
Tota 😕 Kya Re “Pakya” Tu Idhar Bhi..!! ??

Non Veg Gande Sms Hindi – Suhag Raat Mein. Builder: Tere Hoth Duplex

Suhag Raat Mein.
Builder: Tere Hoth Duplex Jaise Hain, Figure Landscape Garden Ki Tarah Hai.
Wife: Ab Bhumi-Pujan Bhi Karoge Ya Mazdoor Bulaun.

Sexy Hindi Jokes – Teacher -Dusshasan Kaun Tha? Student-Bahut Bada Chutiya

Teacher -Dusshasan Kaun Tha?
Student-Bahut Bada Chutiya Tha
Teacher: Kyon..??
Student : Draupadi Ki Sari Khich Khich Ke Thak Gaya Sala Unchi Bi To Kar Sakta Tha

Gande Majedar Hindi Jokes – Principal To Boys: Aaj Ke Baad

Principal To Boys: Aaj Ke Baad Koi Girls Hostel Gaya To Fine Lagega.
1St Time – 100/-
2Nd Time – 200/-
3Rd Time – 300/-
Boys : Yes Sir, Monthly Pass Kitne Me Banega.
Boys Rocks Principal Shocked.

Hindi Jokes And Chutkule – Santa Ki Wife Tv Dekh Rahi

Santa Ki Wife Tv Dekh Rahi Hoti Hai Toh Santa Usko Kehta Hai.
Santa: “Kya Din Raat Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai?”
Wife: “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga, Aapko Kya”
Santa: “Arrey, Fir Bhi Tujhe Khana Banana Toh Aata Hi Nahi Hai”
Wife: “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Raat Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kuch Kaha?“

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