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Month: February 2017

Adult के जोक्स – Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”
Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”
Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“

Adult Hindi Jokes – Saas Aur Bahu Me Hamesha Anban

Saas Aur Bahu Me Hamesha Anban Kyo?
Kyonki Jis Ladke Ki Underwear Saas Ne 25 Saal Se Sambhali
Who Bahu Ne 2 Minute Me Utari.

Adults Ganda Joke – Reporter To Girl: Jb Tumhara Rape Hua

Reporter To Girl:
Jb Tumhara Rape Hua To Tumhe Kaisa Mehsus Hua.
Girl:
Laddoo Chahe Zabardasti Khilaya Jaye Lgta To Meetha Hi Hai.

Non Veg Gande Sms Hindi – Ek Aadmi Ek Aise Club Ki

Ek Aadmi Ek Aise Club Ki Membership Le Ke Wahan Rehne Gaya Jismein Saare Nange Ghumte The.
Wo Aadmi Bhi Kapde Utaar Ke Nanga Ghumne Nikla To Raaste Mein Use Ek Nangi Ladki Dikhi Aur Uska Lund Kahda Ho Gaya.
Wo Nangi Ladki Uske Paas Aayi Aur Boli: “Aapne Mujhe Bulaya Mr.?”
Aadmi: “Nahi Nahi.”
Nangi Ladki: “Lagta Hai Aap Yahan New Ho, Yahan Ka Rule Hai Ki Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Aapka Khada Hua To Matlab Aapne Use Bulaya Hai.”
Nangi Ladki Aadmi Ko Side Mein Le Gayi Aur Dono Ne Wahan Sex Kiya.
Aadmi Bohat Kush Hua Sochne Laga Ki Yahan To Bohat Maza Aayega.
Thoda Aage Chal Kar Aadmi Ne Zor Se Paad Mara To Ek Lamba Choda Aadmi Uske Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Yaha Ka Rule Hai Ki Agar Kisi Ne Paad Mara To Matlab Mujhe Bulaya.”
Lamba Choda Aadmi Use Side Mein Le Gaya Aur Uski Gaand Maar Li.
Aadmi Gusse Mein Hotel Waapis Aaya Aur Receptionist Se Bola: “Mein Check Out Kar Raha Hun, Mujhe Iss Club Mein Nahi Rehna.”
Receptionist: “Sir, Sirf Ek Din Mein Hi Ja Rahe Ho, Abhi To Yahan Bohat Si Sexy Aur Hot Ladkiyan Padi Hain, Aapko Bohat Maza Aayega Yahan.”
Aadmi: “Oye Maa Ke Laode, Meri Age 60 Saal Hai, Mera Lund Ek Mahine Mein Ek Baar Khada Hota Hai Aur Main Paad Ek Din Mein 20 Baar Maarta Hun.“

Bahut Hi Gande Chutkule In Hindi – 5 Things To Remember Always: 1. Lun

5 Things To Remember Always:
1. Lun Aur Pani Apna Rasta Khud Bana Laitey Hein
2.Jazbat Aur Mumey Jitnay Dabaoo Barthay Hein
3.Doodh Phatnay Ki Aur Gand Phatnay Ki Awaz Nahi Hoti
4.Gari Aur Biwi Kisi Ko Mat Doo Chod Kar Wapis Mileygi
5.Sanp Aur Phudi Jahan Milay Mar Dooo

Hindi Dirty Sex Jokes – Yaad Rakhna Ek Ladki Ka Ek

Yaad Rakhna
Ek Ladki Ka Ek Boy Friend Tha, Par Dono Ki Shadi Possible Na Ho Saki
To Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Aur Fix Kar Di
Ladki Shadi Se Ek Din Pahle Apne Lover Ke Pass Gayi Aur Aate Waqt Uske Kaan Mein Boli
Ladki: “Jaan, Kam Se Kam Mujhe Muthho Mein To Yaad Rakhna“

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