Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

Dr.: Apke Pati Ko Bhut Kamjori Hai, Rozana Doodh Dijiye. Lady: Roz Deti Hun Dr.Saab, Lekin Ye Dabate Jyada Hain Or Peete Kam Hai.

Boy- I Want To Sex With U
Girl- Tamij Se Baat Karo
Boy- Alla Tala Ke Fazlo Karam Se Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda
Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju-E-Fitrat Se Be Inteha Ch*Dna Chahta Hai….

7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.
Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”
Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai“

Santa Ek Din Film Dekh Kar Aaya To Agle Din Apne Dost Banta Se Milne Gaya.
Santa: “Oye Kal Main Film Dekh Kar Aaya, Mast Film Thi Yaar, Lekin?”
Banta: “Kya Lekin?”
Santa: “Film Ka Naam Aakhir Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya Ki ‘Badi Gaand’ Kyu Rakha Hai?”
Banta: “Kiski Thi Ye Film?.”
Santa: “Yaar Salman Khan Ki Thi, Kya Mast Acting Ki Usne Film Mein.”
Banta Gusse Se: “Salman Khan ???????? ……… Abe Maa Ke Laude Wo Badi Gaand Nahi Body Guard Hogi.”
Bonsdi Ke Kahta Tha Na Thoda Aur Padh Le. Chutiya Anpadh Saala.

Ladki: “Jaanu Mere Muh Mein Daalo, Main Choosungi”
Ladka: “Nahi Nahi, Tum Kha Gayi To Main Kya Karunga?”
Ladki: “Yaar Itne Kanjus Na Bano, Tum Doosri Cornetto Le Lena“

Blind Girl 1St Time Sex Kar Rahi Thi.
Maza Aaya To Boli- Ye Niche Kya Latka Hai.
Boy- Balls
Girl- Ye Nahi Dalte
Boy- Nahi
Girl- Pakka? Dekho Andhi Laachar Ka Haq Mat Marna

According To A Survey By Chodumal Khan Saab:
Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,
Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,
Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50
Gassey (In-Out) Maare,
To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun
Liya.
7.5 Inch X 50 Gassey X 3 Din X 4 Hafte X 12 Months X
16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha
Teacher: Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai
Santa: Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se

Pyar To Shayad Bachpan Bala Hi Saccha Hota Tha
Na Chut Ka Pata Na Mutth Marne Ka Gyan
Magar Fir Bhi Class Me Sirf Ek Ladki Itni Acchi Lag Jati Thi Jiske Lie Roj Subha Uth Kr Jaldi School Jate The
Asli Pyar To Shayad Bahi Tha
Brna Ab To Sab Chudai Ke Bahane H

Aankhein Daan Karna Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Daan Hai, Par Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Daan Ki Hui Aankhe Lagvane Mein Bhi Ek Bahut Badi Problem Hai? Par Kya..?”
Ek Call Girl Ne Socha Ke Usne Apni Life Mein Koi Achha Kaam Nahi Kiya,
To Usne Apni Aankhon Ko Donate Karne Ki Sochi.
Apni Eyes Donate Karne Gayi, Counter Clerk Ne Usse Puchha: “Kuch Kehna Chahti Ho?”
Call Girl Boli: “Haan, Jise Bhi Ye Ankhein Lagaao Use Bata Dena Khulti Lund Dekhne Ke Baad Hi Hai“