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Dirtiest Jokes Ever For Whatsapp – Ek Baar Bandar Aur Girrafe Mein

Ek Baar Bandar Aur Girrafe Mein Deal Hoti Hai Ki Teri Biwi Meri Aur Meri Biwi Teri.
Kuch Din Baad Girraffe Bandar Ko Milne Aata Hai Aur Dekhta Hai To Bandar Niche Gira Pada Hai, Muh Se Zaag Nikal Rahi Hoti Hai.
Girraffe: “Arey Kya Hua Tujhe?”
Bandar: “Bhenchod, Apni Biwi Wapas Le Ja.”
Girraffe: “Kyu? Kya Hua? Maza Nahi Aaya?”
Bandar: “Maza? Bhenchod Kiss Karne Upar Chadho, Mamme Dabane Niche Aao, Chodne Pichhe Jao, Bhenchod Gand Fat Gayi Meri Daud Daud Ke”

Hindi Funny Latife Whatsapp – Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.
Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.
Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”
Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.
Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya.
Patni: “Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.”

Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes – If Counter Strike Ever Made In

If Counter Strike Ever Made In India, Radio Commands Would Be
Affirmative – Haan Be Laude
Need Backup – Gandu Aa Na Jaldi
Enemy Spotted – Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha
Negative – Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Behenchod
Stick Together Team – Gaand Pe Chipke Raho
Fall Back – Piche Bhago Bhadvo
Cover Me – Kaha Mar Gaye Sab Chodu
Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow – Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi

Hindinonvegjokes – Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon.

Chutkle Gande Sex Jokes – Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye.
Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”
Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Ghadi Hai.“ 😀 😛 😛

Non Veg Funniest Jokes In Hindi Language – Ik Larki Thi Dewaani Si… Ik Larkay

Ik Larki Thi Dewaani Si…
Ik Larkay Pe Wo Mar…
Kuch Lena Tha Usay…
Lakin Pregnancy Se Wo Darti Thi
Jab Bi Milti Thi Muijhey…..
Ye Hi Pocha Karti Thi……
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai

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