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Hindi Jokes Me – Biwi Gum Ho

Biwi Gum Ho Gayi
Sahab Meri Biwi Gum Ho Gayi Hai, Main Kya Karun?
Post Master: Andhe Ho Kya, Yeh Post Office Hai, Police Station Ja Idhar Kyun Aaya Hai.
Pati: Maaf Kariye Khushi Ke Maare Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Kidhar Jaaun.


Hindi Jokes 2016 Latest – Husband’S Message (By

Husband’S Message (By Cellphone):

Honey, I Got Hit By A Car Outside Of The Office.
Teena Brought Me To The Hospital.
They Have Been Making Tests And Taking X-Rays.
The Blow To My Head Though Very Strong,
Will Not Have Any Serious Or Lasting Injury.
But, I Have Three Broken Ribs, A Broken Arm,
A Compound Fracture In The Left Leg,
And They May Have To Amputate The Right Foot.

Wife’S Response:

Who Is Teena?

Funniest Jokes Ever – Ek Sali Apne

Ek Sali Apne Jija Ke Sath Train Me Ja Rahi Thi.

Raat Ko Wo Kafi Der Tak Jija Ko Apne Kisse Sunati Rahi,
Ke, Achanak Jija Ne Puchha:
Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono Miyan Biwi Ki Tarah Guzaaren.

Sali Sharmate Hue Boli:
Ji, Jaise Aap Ki Marzi.

Jija: To Chalo Phir Apni..

Bak Bak Band Karo Aur Mujhe Sone Do.

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Na Dosto Na.
Gande Msg Or Mere Number Se?
Impossible…

Hindi Se Jokes – A Woman Is

A Woman Is At Home When She Hears Someone Knocking At Her Door. She Goes To The Door Opens It And Sees A Man Standing There. He Asks The Lady, “Do You Have A Vagina?” She Slams The Door In Disgust. The Next Morning She Hears A Knock At The Door, Its The Same Man And He Asks The Same Question To The Woman, “Do You Have A Vagina?” She Slams The Door Again. Later That Night When Her Husband Gets Home She Tell Him What Has Happened For The Last Two Days. The Husband Tells His Wife In A Loving And Concerned Voice, “Honey, I Am Taking An Off Tomorrow So As To Be Home, Just Incase This Guy Shows Up Again.” The Next Morning They Hear A Knock At The Door And Both Ran For The Door. The Husband Whisperes To The Wife, “Honey, Im Going To Hide Behind The Door And Listen And If It Is The Same Guy I Want You To Answer Yes To The Question Because I Want To A See Where He’S Going With This.” She Nods Yes To Her Husband And Opens The Door. Sure Enough The Same Fellow Is Standing There, He Asks, “Do You Have A Vagina?” “Yes I Do.” Says The Lady. The Man Replies, “Good, Would You Mind Telling Your Husband To Leave My Wife’S Alone And Start Using Yours!”

Hindi Jokes On Husband Wife – A Man Received

A Man Received Message From His Neighbour.

Sorry Sir I Am Using Your Wife.
I Am Using Day And Night.
I Am Using When U R Not Present At Home.
In Fact I Am Using More Than U R Using.
I Confess This Because Now I Feel Very Much Guilt.
Hope U Will Accept My Sincere Apologies.

Man Went Home And Had A Big Fight With His Wife.

Few Minutes Later He Received Another Massage.

Sorry Sir Spelling / Auto Correct Mistake …
It’S Not Wife But Wifi.

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