Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

Ek Pathan Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Din Baad Uski Patni Boli, “Maine Apse Shaadi
Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bache Hon, Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Poty Khul
Kar Aaye.

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.
Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.
Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”
Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.
Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya.
Patni: “Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.”

Most Boys Don’T Lyk Touch Screen Mobile, U Know Why? Jinhe Dabane Ki Aadatho,Unhe Bas Touch Karneme Kahan Maza Aayega…!!!!

If Counter Strike Ever Made In India, Radio Commands Would Be
Affirmative – Haan Be Laude
Need Backup – Gandu Aa Na Jaldi
Enemy Spotted – Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha
Negative – Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Behenchod
Stick Together Team – Gaand Pe Chipke Raho
Fall Back – Piche Bhago Bhadvo
Cover Me – Kaha Mar Gaye Sab Chodu
Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow – Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon.

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye.
Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”
Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Ghadi Hai.“ 😀 😛 😛

Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.
Biwi: “Mere Ko Abhi Talak Chahiye”
Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha
Pathan: “Par Begum Kyu?”
Biwi: “Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hai“

Ik Larki Thi Dewaani Si…
Ik Larkay Pe Wo Mar…
Kuch Lena Tha Usay…
Lakin Pregnancy Se Wo Darti Thi
Jab Bi Milti Thi Muijhey…..
Ye Hi Pocha Karti Thi……
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai

Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main London Jaa Rahi Hun Vahan Se Tumhare Liye Kaya Lau?”
Pati: “Ek Vilayti Ladki Le Aana”
Patni Chupchap Ye Sun Kar Chali Gayi Kuch Time Baad Jab Vo London Se Vaapis Aayi
Pati: “Maine Jo Cheez Maangi Thhi Vo Layi Kaya?”
Jawab Aya: “Haan Ji Le Aayi Hun Bas 9 Months Wait Karo“