Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

If Counter Strike Ever Made In India, Radio Commands Would Be
Affirmative – Haan Be Laude
Need Backup – Gandu Aa Na Jaldi
Enemy Spotted – Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha
Negative – Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Behenchod
Stick Together Team – Gaand Pe Chipke Raho
Fall Back – Piche Bhago Bhadvo
Cover Me – Kaha Mar Gaye Sab Chodu
Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow – Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi

Girl To Doctor: Mere Niche Ek Ched Aur Kar Do. Doctor: Kyo. Girl: Business Bhohot Accha Chal Raha Hai.. Soch Rahi Hu Ek Branch Aur Khol Loon.

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye.
Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”
Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li, Ye To Meri Ghadi Hai.“ 😀 😛 😛

Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.
Biwi: “Mere Ko Abhi Talak Chahiye”
Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha
Pathan: “Par Begum Kyu?”
Biwi: “Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hai“

Ik Larki Thi Dewaani Si…
Ik Larkay Pe Wo Mar…
Kuch Lena Tha Usay…
Lakin Pregnancy Se Wo Darti Thi
Jab Bi Milti Thi Muijhey…..
Ye Hi Pocha Karti Thi……
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai
Ye “Condom” Kahan Se Milta Hai

Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main London Jaa Rahi Hun Vahan Se Tumhare Liye Kaya Lau?”
Pati: “Ek Vilayti Ladki Le Aana”
Patni Chupchap Ye Sun Kar Chali Gayi Kuch Time Baad Jab Vo London Se Vaapis Aayi
Pati: “Maine Jo Cheez Maangi Thhi Vo Layi Kaya?”
Jawab Aya: “Haan Ji Le Aayi Hun Bas 9 Months Wait Karo“

3 Married Lady* First- Mere Pati To Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai. Second- Mere To Pair Bhi. Teesri- Apni Saari Uthake Boli: Aji… Bahar Niklo G