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Whatsapp Latest Non Veg Jokes Hindi – Terms And Conditions Written In Booking

Terms And Conditions Written In Booking Receipt Of A Call Girl.
1: Choot Ki Gehrai Ko Ungli Se Naapna Sakht Mana Hai.
2: Hamare Yahan Chodne Ke Liye Imported Condoms Diye Jate Hai Par Istemaal Se Pehle Paani Daal Ke Ya Munh Se Fula Ke Check Jaroor Karein.
3: Lund Ko Sahi Jagah Pe Daalna Hai, Gaand Ya Munh Mein Daalne Ke Alag Charges Lagenge.
4: Nipples Ko Daat Se Kaatne Par Sakht Karyawahi Ki Jaayegi.
5: Lund Bada Ho Ya Chhota Rate Ek Hi Rahega.
6: Chudayi Tail Laga Ke Kare, Thook Se Nahi.
7: Virya Nikalne Ke Baad Khel Khatam, Kisi Bhi Tarah Ki Madarchodi Nahi Sahi Jaayegi.
8: Choot Mein Lund Jhaada To Gaand Phad Di Jaayegi.

Gande Jokes For Whatsapp – Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe,

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha… Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyyu Nahi Karte ?” Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“


Full Mast Gande Cutkule – Ek Doctor Ne Apne Mareej Ke

Ek Doctor Ne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sex Kar Liya Aur Uske Baad Uski Aatma Use Kachot Rahi Thi.
Doctor Ko Ye Baat Baar-Baar Yaad Aa Rahi Thi Aur Wo Kaafi Dukhi Ho Raha Tha.
Isi Beech Uske Andar Se Aawaz Aayi: “Koi Baat Nahi Tum Duniya Ke Pahle Doctor Nahi Ho Jisne Mareej Ke Saath Sex Kiya Hai Aur Aakhiri Doctor Bhi Nahi Ho, Isliye Chinta Chhodo Aur Apne Kaam Mein Dhyaan Lagao”
Tabhi Andar Se Ek Aur Aawaz Aayi: “Theek Hai Pahle Aur Akhiri Doctor Nahi Ho Jisne Apne Mareej Ke Saath Sex Kiya Ho, Par Socho Ki Tum Ek Janwaron Ke Doctor Ho“

Jokes In Hindi Gande – Jaisa Ki Kal Aapne Pada Ki

Jaisa Ki Kal Aapne Pada Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Khush Hote Hai.
Teacher Is Jawab Ko Sunkar Khamosh Ho Gayi Aur Socha Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Jyada Hi Kharab Hai Ise Sabak Sikhaya Jaye
To Usne Pucha: “Chal Ab Ye Bata Ki Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Dukhi Kab Hote Hai?”
Pappu Bhi Apna Akhir Pappu Thha Usne Jawab Diya
Pappu: “Jab Koi Ladki Bina Shadi Kiye Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Tab Uski Maa Saara Iljam Bhagwan Ko Dete Hue Kahti Hai, Hey Bhagwan, Ye Tune Kya Kiya?“

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