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Dirty Sher O Shayari Hindi Mein – Aashiq Ka Janaza Kabar

Aashiq Ka Janaza Kabar Mein
Pada Hai
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Haddiya Gal Gayi Magar L*nd
Abhi Bhi Khada Hai


Best Adult Shayari – Jeevan Ke Katu Satya Always

Jeevan Ke Katu Satya
Always Think Larger Than Life….

#1 Maut Aur Tatti, Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakti Hain.

#2 Saamp Aur ch**t, Jahaan Bhi Milen Maar Do.

#3 Zindagi Aur Jhaant Uljhe Hue Hain, Use Suljhane Ki Koshish Mat Karna.

#4 Samay Aur ch**tiya, Sab Ka Kat Ta Hain.

#5 Achi Piyo Kharab Piyo, Jab Bhi Piyo Sharaab Piyo.

#6 Paani Aur Land, Apna Rasta Khud Dhoondh Lete Hain.

#7 Beewi Aur Gaadi, Doosre Ko Doge To Ch*d Kar Hi Wapas Ayenge.

#8 Sardar Aur Suwar Ke Bachche, Chote Hi Achche Lagte Hain.

#9 Doodh Aur Gaand, Jab Phatthe Hain To Aawaaz Nahi Aati.

#10 Rocket Aur Tharak, Aadmi Ko Kahin Bhi Le Jaa Sakte Hain.

#11 Choochiyaan Aur Jazbaad, Jitne Dabaao Utne Hee Ubharte Hain.

#12 Jhaante Aur Koylaa, Hameshaa Sulagte Rahte Hain.

#13 Tootee (Tap) Aur Lauda, Hamesha Taidey Rehtey Hain.

#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) Jitnaa Bhi Uchhal Lein, Rahenge Hameshaa Laude Ke Neeche Hee!

#15 Ladki Kitni Bhi Lambi Ho, Mutegi To Baith Ke Hi.

#16 Land Ko Kitna Bhi Jhadkao, Aakhri Boond Undi Mein Hi Girti Hai.

#17 ch**t Chahe Jitni Bhi Choudi Ho Jaye, Marni To L*nd Se Hi Padegi.

#18 Choochiyaan Aur Khaini, Jitna Ragdoge Utna Hi Majaa Ayega.

#19 ch**t Aur Daaru, Kabhi Bhee Jhooti Nahi Hoti Hain.

#20 Kutte Ko Mootne Ke Liye Aur Ladki Ko Ch*dne Ke Liye, Taang Uthani
Hi Padti Hai.

#21 ch**t Aur Bhut, Kismat Walon Ko Hi Dikhte Hain.

#22 Naan Aur Kutte Ka Lauda, Andar Jakar Hi Phoolte Hain.

#23 Lohe Par Hathoda Aur ch**t Par Loda, Tabhi Maro Jab Garam Ho.

#24 Ladki Aur Audio Cassete, Dono Side Se Bajaana Chahiye.

#25 Exam Ki Taiyari Mein Ek Ghanta Aur Daaru Mein Ek Peg, Hamesha Kum Rahte Hain.

#26 ch**t Saal Mein Do Hi Baar Maro, Ek Jis Din Baarish Ho Aur Doosre Us Din Jab Baarish Na Ho.

#27 L*nd Aur Ghamand, Dono Ko Kaabu Mein Rakhne Mein Hi Bhalai Hai.

#28 Baagi Aur Mamme , Jahan Bhee Mile , Masal Dene Chahiye.

#29 Samay Se Pahle Aur Kismat Se Achhi ch**t, Na Kisi Ko Mili Hai, Na Milegi.

#30 Jab Kismat Mein Likhe Ho Lode, To Kahan Se Milenge Pakode.

#31 Adami Aur Chuha Hamesha Ched Ki Taraf Bhagta Hai

#32 Baasi ch**t Aur Purana Akhbaar, Jahan Dikhe Faad Do!

#33 Hari Jhandi Aur Randi Ko Dekte Hi Bhaag Lo!

#34 Musibat Aur Land Kabhi Bhi Khada Ho Sakta Hai!

#35 Naukari Aur Gaand Sabki Lagti Hai.

#36 Kamaan Se Nikala Teer Jitna Tez Ho, Aur G*nd Se Nikala Paad Jitni Dhire Ho Utani Hi Asardar Hoti Hai!

#37 Kamaan Se Nikala Teer Aur Gaand Se Nikla Goo Kabhi Vapas Nahin Aata Hai

#38 Jaban Aur Land Dono Me Haddi Nahi Hoti!

#39 Nayee ch**t Ka Maza Nau Din Tak Hota Hai!

#40 Admi Kitna Bhi Gora Ho, Land Baki Badan Se Kala Hi Hota Hai!

#41 Dusri Naukari Aur Dusri Aurat Hardam Achi Hi Lagti Hai!

#42 Stree Se Aayu, Purush Se Aay (Income) Aur Sardar Se Kabhi Time Nahi Puchhana Chahiye!

#43 Bhajan, Bhojan Aur Ch*dan Hamesha Ekaant Main Karne Chahiye.

#44 ch**t, Boot Aur Rangroop Ko Jitna Ragdoge Utni Hi Chamak Aayegi.

#45 ch**t, Chuchi Aur Chilam Jitni Bhi Pio Kabhi Jhuti Nahin Hoti.

#46 Maango Usi Se Jo De Khushi Se Aur Kahe Na Kisi Se.

#47 Jab Bhi Mile Akeli, Wo Nahin To Uski Saheli, Saheli Nahin To Apni
Hatheli…..But Have Sex Daily.

#48 Kismat Aur Gaand Kabhi Bhi Aur Kahin Bhi Mar Sakti Hai.

#49 Ladai Aur Ch*dai Mein Sab Jaayaj Hai.

#50 Bahen Ke Lavdon, Gaand Mein Dum Hai To Pachaasva Khud Bana Lo.

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