Pappu Was Taking Naked Bath In A Jungle.
All Animals Were Laughing At Him.
Pappu: Why R U Laughing?
Animals:ha Ha.. Your Tail Is In Front Side
Penis breath, a lover’s dreadIs what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to beBe grateful that he doesn’t pee It’s times like this, you wonder whyyou bothered reaching for his fly But it’s too late, can’t be a teaseAccept the facts, get on your knees You know you’ve got a job to doSo open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it allDon’t drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongueSo when the fuck’s he gonna cum Just, when you can’t take anymoreYou hear your lover’s mighty roar And when he hits that real high noteYou feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuffOkay, already that’s enough Let’s switch you say, before you gagAnd whats your revenge, you’re on the rag.
Princess Meets Frog In The Forest & Asks
Princes: “If I Kiss You, Will You Turn Into A Handsome Prince?”
Frog: “That Was During My Grandpa’s Days, Now You Need To Give Me A Blowjob.“
Q: What is the similarity between Playboy magazine & National Geographic?A: U will see a lot of great places where u CAN never reach!
Q. What Is The Difference Between Hook Of Bra And Hook In Cricket?
A. One Keeps Balls Within The Boundary And Other Sends Ball Out Of Boundary.
Santa Comes Bleeding.
Banta: What Happened?
Santa: Jaggu Hit Me With Hammer.
Banta: Didn’t U Hv Anything In Ur Hands?
Santa: I Had. Banta: What? Santa: His Wife’s B**bs!
What is the best way to forget ur troubles?
Wear tight underwear…
U will hav no time to think anything else:-D
Sania Mirza Started Playing At The Age Of 6
Everything In Her Life Changed
Except The Size Of Her Skirt…!!
One Day Priest Lost His Cock (Murga)
He Asked In Church: “Does Anyone Has A Cock?”
All The Men Stood Up
Then He Asked: “Does Anyone Has Seen A Cock?”
All Women Stood Up
Finally He Asked: “Has Anyone Seen My Cock?”
Nuns Stood Up..
I know for sure that I’m getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow… that’s a nice bed!