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N V Jokes English – According To William Sexfear Prostitution

According To William Sexfear
Prostitution Is The Only Industry That Treats Freshers Like Angels..!!


Non Veg Jokes In English – An Elderly Couple Scheduled

An Elderly Couple Scheduled Their Annual Medical Examination The Same Day So They Could Travel Together.
After The Examination, The Doctor Then Said To The Elderly Man
“You Appear To Be In Good Health, Do You Have Any Medical Concerns That You Would Like To Discuss With Me?”
“In Fact I Do,” Said The Man, “After I Have Sex With My Wife For The First Time, I Feel Usually Hot And Sweaty. And Then, After I Have Sex With My Wife The Second Time, I Usually Feel Cold And Chilly.”
“This Is Very Interesting,” Replied The Doctor, “Let Me Do Some Research And Get Back To You.”
After Examining The Elderly Lady, The Doctor Said: “Everything Appears To Be Fine. Do You Have Any Medical Concerns That You Would Like To Discuss With Me?”
The Lady Replied That She Had No Questions Nor Concerns.
The Doctor Then Asked:
“Your Husband Had An Unusual Concern.
He Claims That He Is Usually Hot And Sweaty After Having Sex The First Time With You And Then Cold And Chilly After The Second Time. Do You Know Why?”
She Replied: “That’s Because The First Time Is Usually In May, And The Second Time Is Usually In December“

Dirty English Jokes – At 8 You Take

At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story“

Latest Dirty Jokes English – A young woman was

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day.” Moving closer he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, “I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy”. The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. “What are you doing here?” the Captain asked. “I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she explained. “I get food and a trip to Europe, and he’s screwing me.” “He sure is, lady,” the Captain said. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.”

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