Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

Boy-Mujse Shadi Kar Lo Mera Bahut Lamba Hai.
Girl-Kya?
Boy-Anubhav.
Girl-Thik Hai May Tayyar Hu Mera Bhi Kafi Gahra Hai
Boy-Kya?
Girl-Aatmvisvas

Bus Mein Jagah Nahi Thi To Ladki Ko 1 Uncle Ne
God Me Bitha Liya.
Thodi Der Mein Hi Ladki Jhatke Se Uth Gayi Or Boli:
Uncle Ya To Usko Bitha Lo Ya Mujhko..!!

Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho, Dhaar To Talwar Me Hai;
Chaku Se Kya Kaat Ti Ho Dhaar To Talvar Me Hai;
Dupatte Se Kya Dhak Ti Ho, Maal To Salwar Me Hai!

Chali Gayi Deewali, Shuru Ho Gayi Thand,
Sukad Gaye ch**tad, Akad Gaye L*nd,
Ab Aayegi Holi, Chali Jayegi Thand
Fath Jayenge ch**tad, Latak Jayenge L*nd
Happy Thand Bhen Ke L*nd

Chinki Aur Uski Saheli Pinky Class Mein Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.
Achanak Pinky Ke Dimag Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Chinki Se Puchha.
Pinky: “Chinki Yaar Ek Baat To Bata”
Chinki: “Puch?”
Pinky: “Yaar Hamare Sir Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Safed Ho Jate Hai Magar Niche Ke Nahi, Esa Kyu Hai?”
Chinky Huste Hue: “Ja Pagli, Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Niche Ke Baal Sir Ke Balo Se 14 Saal Chote Jo Hote Hai“

Bese To Kuch Nhi Ab Hamare Bich
Magar Fir Kuch Ahesash Aisa Hai
Aj Bhi Gar Tujhpe Pad Jaye Najar
Ye L*nd Usi Speed Me Khada Hota H

Blind Girl 1St Time Sex Kar Rahi Thi.
Maza Aaya To Boli- Ye Niche Kya Latka Hai.
Boy- Balls
Girl- Ye Nahi Dalte
Boy- Nahi
Girl- Pakka? Dekho Andhi Laachar Ka Haq Mat Marna

Boss-Tumari Ability?
Lady Secretary- Young Hu, Dynamic Hu, Sincere Hu, Honest Hu,
Hardworking Hu, Qualified Hu, Experienced Hu, Deserving Hu,
Typing Janti Hu, File Sahi Rakhti Hu, Computer Me Expert Hu,
Thoda Accounts B Janti Hu…
Boss: Aur Kuch.
Lady: Disease Free Aur Healthy Hu,
Copper T Lagayi Hai, 7 Positions Aati Hai,
69 Me Expert Hu,
Aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat K,
Apne Flat Me Akeli Rehti Hu…!
Boss: Bas Kar Pagli, Ab Kya Joinning Ke Din Promotion Legi!!!!

Boy Se Jyada Girls Garm Kyo Hoti He
Qk Boys Ke 2 Zero Watt K Balb Or Ek
40 Wat Ki Tube Hoti H
Jab Ki Girls Ke 500 Wat Ke 2 Balb
Or Ek 3000 Wat Ka Oven Hota Hai

Boy- I Want To Sex With U
Girl- Tamij Se Baat Karo
Boy- Alla Tala K Fazlo Karam Se Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda
Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju-E-Fitrat Se Be Inteha Ch*Dna Chahta Hai….