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Sex Jokes In Hindi – Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya
Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Thha
Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi
Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.
Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha


Sex Jokes In Hindi – Ek Aurat Ghar Par Akeli

Ek Aurat Ghar Par Akeli Thi Tabhi Darwaje Par Dastak Hui,
Usne Darwaja Khola To Ek Admi Khada Tha, Darwaja Kholte Hi Bola
Aadmi: “Tumhare Paas Chut Hai Kya”
Aurat Gabra Kar Dawaja Band Kar Deti Hai.
Agle Do Din Bhi Yahi Kram Chla To Aurat Ne Akhir Tang Aakat Ye Baat Apne Pati Ko Batai.
Pati Bola: “Chinta Mat Karo Aaj Jab Wo Aayega To Main Ghar Par Hi Hounga Aur Darwaje Ke Piche Khada Rahunga. Tum Use Bole Dena Ki Tumhare Paas Chut Hai”
Shaam Ko Jaisi Hi Wo Admi Aaya To Pati Darwaje Ke Pichhe Chhip Gaya.
Patni Ne Darwwaja Khola To Admi Bola: ” Tumare Paas Chut Hai Kya?”
Aurat Boli: “Haan, Mere Paas Chut Hai”
Aadmi Hath Jod Kar Bola: “Hai To Apne Pati Ko Kyun Nahi Deti ?, Woh Sala Meri Biwi Ki Chut Ke Pichhe Kyo Pada Hua Hai?“

Hindi Ke Adult Chutkule – Ek Baar 3 Shikari Aapas

Ek Baar 3 Shikari Aapas Mein Gappe Maar Rahe Thhe, Aur Apne Apne Shikar Ke Kisse Bata Rahe Thhe
Pahla: “Main Jungle Mein Sher Ka Shikar Karne Gaya, Aur Meri Bandook Mein 2 Hi Goliya Thhi Aur Achanak Left Aur Right Se 2 Sher Aa Gaye”
Baki Shikari: “Achha Fir?”
Pahla Shikari: “Fir Kya Samne Ek Pathar Pada Thha Mene Usko Goli Mari, Goli Ke 2 Tukde Hue Aur Dono Shero Ko Lag Gayi Aur Vo Mar Gaye”
Dusra Shikari: “Huh Ye Bhi Koi Shikar Hai, Main Batata Hun, Ek Bar Main Sher Ko Marne Gaya, Na Mere Pass Bandook Na Koi Aur Hathiyar, Aur Mere Piche Ek Sher Padd Gaya”
Baki Shikari Hairani Se: “Fir?”
Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Thha Main Baag Ke Ek Ped Pe Chadd Gaya Aur Mera Darr Ke Mare Susu Nikal Gaya, Aur Sher Us Susu Ki Rassi Bana Ke Uper Chadne Lag Gaya.”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Jaisi Hi Vo Adhe Raste Mein Pahuncha Mene Susu Band Kar Diya Vo Niche Gir Ke Mar Gaya”
Teesra Shikari: “Abe Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Ek Bar Main Jungle Mein Gaya Mere Pass Koi Hathiyar Nahi Thha, Mene Dekha Ki Samne Ek Sher Soya Pada Hai”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
Teesra Shikari: “Fir Kya, Maine Uski Gaand Mein Ungli Dedi, Vo Bechara Sharam Se Hi Mar Gaya“

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