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Adult Jokes In English – Teacher What is the

Teacher:- What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu:- Fucking !
Teacher:- How is that ?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!!


Sexy Jokes In English – The new hooker just

The new hooker just turned her first trick. When she returned to her corner, the seasoned veterans gathered around her. “Well, how was it?” “Oh, he was a big, muscular, handsome sailor.” “So? What did you do?” “I told him straight Sex was $100, but he said he didn’t have that much money. Then I told him oral Sex was $75, but he didn’t have that much either. So I asked him how much he did have, and he said he only had $25, so I told him for $25 all I can do is service you by hand. He agreed and, after he paid me, I pulled it out and put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first, and then my first hand above the second!” “Oh, my God,” exclaimed one veteran. “It must have been huge! What did you do?” The neophyte grinned. “Loaned him $75!”

Latest Dirty Jokes English – The other day my

The other day, my friends and I went to a “Ladies Night Club.” One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I’m worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone’s attention is focused on me, and the guy’s egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . . .

Non Veg Jokes In English – One day a lady

One day, a lady went to H&R Block to pay her taxes. She sat down with the accountant and filled out some forms. It got to the part where the accountant asked what her occupation was. She said, “I’m a prostitute.” The accountant said, “Well, we can’t write that. It would look unprofessional. Can you think of another way to put it?” The lady thought hard, then said, “Put down that I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant said, “Why a chicken farmer?” The lady answered, “Because in the past year, I’ve raised over 300 cocks.”

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