I got kicked out of my Mathematics class one day.
The Teacher asked me; ‘what comes after 69?
Apparently ‘mouthwash’ was the wrong answer.
Come Here, Take Off Your Pents And Knickers, Get On Top Of Me, Enjoy Until U Get Satisfied, Loving Yours….. Toilet!
Clasification Of Pussy Age
16-18:Sealed & Brand New
19-25:Nice2 Use &Vibrant
26-45:Relaxed & Over Used
46 onwardz-Closd 4 Renovtion Use Other Side.
Both Optimists & Pessimists Contribute To Our Society
The Optimist Invents The Viagara,
The Pessimist Invents The i-Pill.
Best Thought By William Sexfear Ever
A Husband Is Supposed To Make His Wife’s Panties Wet, Not Her Eyes.
A Wife Is Supposed To Make Her Husband’s Dick Hard, Not His Life.
An SMS From Hospital To A Patient:
We Are Glad To Inform You That The Redness On Your Penis Was Not Cancer,
It Was Lipstick. We Deeply Regret The Amputation.
Amputation: When Performing An Amputation, A Surgeon Removes A Limb, Or Part Of A Limb, That Is No Longer Useful To You
A Young Kid Asked His Dad.
Kid: “Can U Spell The Word Clitoris For Me?”
His Dad Replied: “Son, You Should Have Asked Me Last Night, When It Was On The Tip Of My Tongue.“
After Spending The Night At A Hotel With A Prostitute,
A Politician Takes Three $100 Bills Out Of His Wallet And Places Them On The Dresser.
“Thanks“,” Says The Hooker, “”But I Only Charge 20 Bucks.””
“Twenty Bucks For The Whole Night?”” The Politician Yelps. “”There’ Is No Way You Can Make A Living On That.””
“Oh, Don’’t Worry“,” Replies The Prostitute. “I Do A Little Blackmail On The Side.”“
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
William Sexfear’s Best Quote Of The Year
Men Are Born From Between The Legs Of A Woman.
And They Spend The Rest Of Their Lives Trying To Get Back In Them.
This Is Called “Homesickness”.