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Non Veg Adult English Jokes – A Man Gets His Fiance, Wendy’S

A Man Gets His Fiance, Wendy’S Name Tattooed On His Penis.
So When He’S Hard It Says “Wendy,” But When It’S Soft It Just Says, “W Y.”
So They Get Married And Go To Jamaica On Their Honeymoon.
They’Re Dancing In The Club And Drinking And Having A Good Time When Inevitably The Man Has To Go To The Bathroom.
He’S Standing At The Urinal And Notices A Big Tall Jamaican Guy Next To Him Has”W Y” Tattooed On His Penis.
The Man Asked: “Excuse Me, But I Noticed You Have”W Y” On Your Penis.”
The Jamaican Replies, “Ya Man, I See You Have It Too, What Does Yours Say When It’S Hard?”
The Man Says Proudly: “When Mine’S Hard, It Says “Wendy, What Does Yours Say?”
The Jamaican Says: “Ah Great Man, When Mine Is Hard It Says “Welcome To The Island Of Jamaica, Have A Nice Day!“

Non Veg Jokes English Main – The Wedding Date Was Set And

The Wedding Date Was Set And The Groom’S Three Pals, A Carpenter, An Electrician, And A Dentist, Were Deciding What Pranks To Play On The Couple On Their Wedding Night.The Carpenter Decided That He Would Saw The Slats Off Their Bed. The Electrician Figured That Wiring The Bed With Alternating Current Would Give Them A Few Chuckles.The Dentist Would Not Tell The Others What He Had Done, And Wore A Sly Grin, Simply Suggesting That His Gag Would Be A Memorable One.The Wedding And Reception Went As Planned. A Few Days Later, Each Of The Groom’S Three Friends Received A Letter Which Read As Follows.Dear Friends, We Didn’T Mind The Bed Slats Being Sawed. The Electric Shock Was Only A Minor Setback. But, I Swear To God Almighty, I’M Going To Kill The Idiot Who Put Novocain In The K-Y Jelly. Dear Friends, We Didn’T Mind The Bed Slats Being Sawed. The Electric Shock Was Only A Minor Setback. But, I Swear To God Almighty, I’M Going To Kill The Idiot Who Put Novocain In The K-Y Jelly.

Gande Chutkule Bahut Jyada Gande – In A City Park Stood Two

In A City Park Stood Two Beautiful Statues, One Female And The Other Male — Both Nude. These Two Statues Faced Each Other For Many, Many Years Naked. Early One Morning An Angel Appeared Before The Statues And Said, “The Two Of You Have Been Truly Exemplary Statues And Have Brought Enjoyment To Many People That Have Visited The Park Over The Years. I Am Hereby Authorized By Godto Give You The Greatest Wish That Can Be Bestowed Onyou. I Grant You The Gift Of Life — Albeit As A Limited Offer. You Have 30 Minutes To Do Whatever Your Hearts Desire.” And With That Command, The Two Statues Came To Life. They Smiled At Each Other, Slowly Moved Their Limbs About In Wonderment, Looked All Around And Then At Their Own Bodies And Finally Back At Each Other. Still Smiling They Then Ran To The Nearby Woods And Dived Behind A Large Bush. The Angel Smiled To Herself As She Listened To The Giggling, Bushes Rustling And Twigs Snapping. Even Angels Knew Of Such Things! After Fifteen Minutes, The Two Statues Emerged From The Bushes, Looking Extremely Satisfied And Wearing Nothing But Even Bigger Smiles Than Before. Puzzled, The Angel Looked At Her Watch And Said To Them, “You Still Have Fifteen Minutes. Wouldn’T You Like To Continue?” The Male Statue Looked At The Female And Asked,”Do You Want To Do It Again?” “Oh, Yes!”, The Female Statue Replied. “But This Time You Hold The Pigeon Down And I’Ll Shit On It’S Head!”


Funny Gande Sms 2016 – Mildred Was A 93 Year-Old Woman

Mildred Was A 93 Year-Old Woman Who Was Particularly Despondent Over The Recent Death Of Her Husband Earl. She Decided That She Would Just Kill Herself And Join Him In Death.Thinking That It Would Be Best To Get It Over With Quickly, She Took Out Earl’S Old Army Pistol And Made The Decision To Shoot Herself In The Heart Since It Was So Badly Broken In The First Place. Not Wanting To Miss The Vital Organ And Become A Vegetable And Burden To Someone, She Called Her Doctor’S Office To Inquire As To Just Exactly Where The Heart Would Be.”On A Woman,” The Doctor Said, “Your Heart Would Be Just Below Your Left Breast.” Later That Night, Mildred Was Admitted To The Hospital With A Gunshot Wound To Her Left Knee.

Gande Sexy Jokes Chutkule English – Boy In Church: “I Have Sinned” Father:

Boy In Church: “I Have Sinned”
Father: “What’S It My Son?”
Boy: “Father, I Slept With Married Woman”
Father: “I Get Such Confessions Often, Was It Suzy From Gary Apartment?”
Boy: “No Father?”
Father: “Mona From Palm Garden?”
Boy: “No”
Father: “Rachel From Vila Building?”
Boy Runs Out Of The Church & Meets His Friends.
Friends: “Did You Confess?”
Boy: “No, But I Have Got Some Solid Leads”
Moral: “Boys Will Always Be Boys“

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