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Gande Jokes Hindi Mein – Santa Ka Apni Bhabi Ke

Santa Ka Apni Bhabi Ke Qatal Ke Silsile Mein Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha
Judge: “Aakhir Tumne Apni Bhabi Ka Qatak Kyu Kiya”
Santa Rote Hue: “Kya Karu Judge Saab, Mere Dost Roj Mujhe Sunaya Karte Thhe.”
Aaj To Teri Bhabi Ke Saath 3 Baar Sex Kiya
Koi Bolta Ki, Kal Rat Teri Bhabi Ne Muh Mein Liya
Koi Kahta, Main To Aaj Teri Babhi Ke Liye Bra And Panty Kharidunga.
Bas Maine Dukhi Hoke Uska Qatal Kar Diya
Note: Kuch Logo Ko Ye Joke Samajh Nahi Aa Raha.. So Its A Request Ki Is Joke Ko Thoda Dimag Laga Ke Pado Tab Samajh Aayega Aur Hassi Bhi

Gande Jokes Hindi Mein – Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex

Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi
Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?”
Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“


Non Veg Hindi Jokes – Santa Banta Ne Ek Baar

Santa Banta Ne Ek Baar Bank Lutne Ka Program Banaya
Par Himmat Nahi Ikathi Ho Pa Rahi Thhi Bank Lootne Ki
Santa Bola: “Bante Raat Ko Daru Pee Lenge Himmat Bad Jayegi”
Raat Ko Sharab Pee Kar Dono Ghar Se Bahar Nikle
Raste Mein Ek Bank Dekhakr Uske Tale Tode Aur Ander Guss Gaye
Ander Jake Dekha Bahut Sari Lassi Ki Bottles Padi Thhi
Santa Bola: “Yaar Ye Kya Paisi Ki Jagha Lassi Padi Hai”
Banta: “Ab Aa To Gaye Hai Lassi Pee Lete Hai”
Lassi Pee Ke Ghar Vapis Aa Gaye
Dusre Din Subha Uth Ke T.V. Chalu Kuya To News Aa Rahi Thhi
Kal Rat Ko Virya (Semen) Bank Mein Loot

Mast Non Veg Jokes – Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder

Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.
Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.
Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.
Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha
Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha“

Hindi Ke Gande Jokes – Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch

Santa Ke Pass 15 Inch Ka Bada Chota Aur Pyara Sa Goda (Horse) Thha.
Uske Khas Dost Banta Ne Usko Dekha Aur Puchha: “Yaar Itna Pyara Goda Kaha Se Liya?”
Santa: “Yaar Vo Udhar Jheel Ke Paas Ek Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Aaye Hai Aur Tapasya Kar Rahe Hai, Jo Maango De Dete Hai”
Banta: “Wah Yaar Ye To Bada Achha Hai, Main Bhi Jaake Kuch Mang Leta Hun”
Santa: “Par Yaar Ek Baat Ka Dhayan Rakhna, Unko Zara Ooncha Sunta Hai, Aur Vo Sirf Ek Hi Murad Puri Karte Hai”
Banta Ja Pahuncha Baba Ke Pas Aur Bola: “Baba Ji Mujhe Heerey Se Bhari Ek Bori De Do”
Baba Ne Apne Muh Mein Kuch Mantar Pade Aur Bori Aa Gayi, Aur Baba Fir Apni Tapasya Mein Leen Ho Gaye.
Banta Ne Khushi Khushi Bori Uthayi Aur Ghar Vapis Aa Gaya, Aake Jaisi Hi Usne Bori Kholi To Usmein Kheerey Thhe.
Vo Rota Hua Santa Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: “Yaar Badi Bakchodi Ho Gayi Mene Mange To Heere Thhe Par Ander Se Kheere Nikle”
Santa Rote Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Bola To Tha Ki Baba Ooncha Sunte Hai, Aur Tujhe Kya Lagta Hai Ki Maine 15 Inch Ka Goda Manga Hoga“

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