Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

Husband And Wife Were Fighting

Husband:- Begum Ye Masla Hmein Larai Sy Nahi Aqal Say Hal Krna Chahiye
Biwi:- Haan..! Taki Tum Jeet Jao

Ekdum Latest:
If You Steal Another Woman’S Husband, It Is Rude

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If You Steal Her Maid…

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It Is Unforgivable.

Do You Want Dinner
Wife : Do You Want Dinner?
Husband : Sure, What Are My Choices?
Wife : Yes And No.

Akhir Wife Kiski
Gandhiji Ne Kaha :- Izzat Karni Ho To Wife Ki Karo…
Khayal Rakhna Ho Toh Wife Ka Rakho, Pyaar Karna Ho Toh Wife Se Karo…
Magar Wife Kis Ki? Ye Bapu Ne Bataya Hi Nahin!!!
Gandhiji Rock Puf

Habbit Of Talking
A Lady To Doctor:
My Husband Has D Habit Of Talking In Sleep! Wat Shud I Giv Him To Cure?
Dr: Give Him An Opportunity To Speak Wen Hez Awake

Hansi Ka Raaj
Pati Patni K Hasne Ki Bahut Awaz Aa Rahi Thi,
Padosi Ne Pucha: Khushhali Ka Raj Kya H.
Pati: Bahut Assan Hai.
Meri Bivi Mujhe Belan,Chimta Phek Kr Marti Hai,
Agar Mujhe Lag Jata Hai To Woh Hasti Hai Nhi To Mai Hasta Hu.

Kisko Bachayenge
Game Show Host: Agar Aapki Biwi Aur Saas Par Koi Tiger Hamla Kar De To Aap Kisko Pehle Bachaayenge?
Pappu: Beshak Tiger Ko, Aakhir Bechare Bache Hi Kitne Hain.

Indian Wife Apne Husband Ko A.G Sunte Ho Kyu Bolti Hai….
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Ab Sab Ke Saamne Abey Gadhe Sunte Ho Toh Keh Nahi Sakti,
Yeh Hai Bhartiya Naari !

1 Bacha Mummy Se Pitne K Bad Papa Se: Kabhi Aap Narak Gaye Ho ? Papa: Nai Beta B:Fir Itni Khofnaak Chiz Kahan Se Laye.

Enjoy On Monday
Wife – Let’S Enjoy Our Saturday-Sunday.
Husband – Good Idea. Let’S Meet On Monday.