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Funny Non Veg Jokes – A Woman In A Northeast Pennsylvania

A Woman In A Northeast Pennsylvania Art Gallery Is Staring At An Exquisite Painting Entitled “Home For Lunch”. It Depicts Three Very Naked Black Men Sitting On A Park Bench With Their Penises In Plain View. But While All Themen Are Black, The One In The Middle Has A Pink Penis. “Excuse Me,” The Woman Says To The Exhibit’S Curator. “I Am Curious About This Painting Of The Three African-Americans. Why Does The Man In The Middle Have A Pink Penis?” “I’M Afraid You’Ve Misinterpreted The Painting,” Says The Curator. “These Men Are Not African-Americans; They’Re Coal Miners, And The Fellow In The Middle Went ‘Home For Lunch’.”

Jokes In English Mast Jokes In English – Bob Joins A Very Exclusive Nudist

Bob Joins A Very Exclusive Nudist Colony. On His First Day He Takes Off His Clothes And Starts Wandering Around. A Gorgeous Petite Blonde Walks By Him And The Man Immediately Gets An Erection. The Woman Notices His Erection, Comes Over To Him Grinning Sweetly And Says, “Sir, Did You Call For Me?” Bob Replies, “No, What Do You Mean.” She Says, “You Must Be New Here; Let Me Explain. It’S A Rule That If I Give You An Erection, It Implies You Called For Me.” Smiling, She Then Leads Him To The Side Of A Pool, Lays Down On A Towel, Eagerly Pulls Him To Her And Happily Lets Him Have His Way With Her. Bob Continues Exploring The Facilities. He Enters A Sauna, Sits Down, And Farts. Within A Few Moments Ahuge, Horribly Corpulent, Hairy Man With A Firm Erection Lumbers Out Of The Steam Towards Him. The Huge Man Says, “Sir, Did You Call For Me?” Bob Says, “No, What Do You Mean?” “You Must Be New Here, It Is A Rule That When You Fart, It Implies You Called For Me.” The Huge Man Then Easily Spins Bob Around, Bends Him Over The Bench And Sodomizes Him. Bob Rushes Back To The Colony Office. He Is Greeted By The Smiling Naked Receptionist. “May I Help You?” Bob Says, “Here Is Your Card And Key Back. You Can Keep The $500 Joining Fee.” “But Sir, You’Ve Only Been Here A Couple Of Hours; You Only Saw A Small Fraction Of Our Facilities.” “Listen Lady, I Am 67 Years Old, I Get A Hard-On Once A Month, But I Fart 15 Times A Day.”

Sex Dirty Jokes English – Sven & Olie, A Couple Of

Sven & Olie, A Couple Of Norwegians Now Living In Minnesota, Head For The Fair In Duluth. The First Thing To Catch Sven’S Eye Is The Big Double Ferris Wheel. “Oh, Ole,” He Says, “Vould You Look At Dat. I’Ve Alwaysvanted To Go On Von Of Dose Big Ferris Veels. Let’S Go Ride On Dat Von.” Ole, Not Being Near As Adventurous As Sven Says, “Oh, I Don’T Tink So. Dat Looks Kind Of Dangerous To Me.” “Vell,” Says Sven, “You Give Me Yust Von Good Reason Vhy You Von’T Go Vit Me On Dat Ride.” Ole Couldn’T Come Up With A Good Reason So Up They Went. Ole Had To Admit After The Ride That It Was Kind Of Fun. After Another 10 Or 15 Minutes They Came To The Roller Coaster. “Oh Ole,” Says Sven, “Vould You Look At Dat. Dat’S Von Fine Looking Roller Coaster. I Tink Ve Should Go For A Ride On Dat.” “Oh, I Don’T Tink So.” Says Ole. “Dat Looks Very Dangerous To Me.” “Vell,” Says Sven. “You Give Me Yust Von Good Reason Vhy You Von’T Go Vit Me On Dat Roller Coaster.” Again Ole Couldn’T Come Up With A Good Reason So They Both Went Up On The Roller Coaster. Ole Had To Admit After The Ride That It Wasn’T So Bad. After Another 10 Minutes Or So, They Came To The Bungee Jump. “Oofdah!” Exclaimed Sven. “Vill You Yust Look At Dat, Ole. Dose People Yump Off Dat Big Tower Vit Nuttink But A Rubber Band Tied To Dare Ankles. Dat Looks Like So Much Fun.Come On, Let’S Go Do It.” “Oh, I Don’T Tink So,” Says Ole. “Dat’S Much Too Dangerous. Dis Is Vare I Draw Da Line.” “Vell,” Says Sven, “You Give Me Yust Von Good Reason Vhy You Von’T Go Up On Dat Tower And Yump Off Vit Me.” “Ya, I Give You A Good Reason,” Says Ole. “I Came Into Dis Vorld Because Of A Broken Rubber And, By Jimminy, I’M Not Going To Leave It Da Same Vay.”


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Bahut Hi Gande Chutkule In English – Boss Hired A Sexy Secretary; But

Boss Hired A Sexy Secretary; But 10 Days Later He Committed Suicide By Jumping From His 27Th Floor Office!!
Police: Who Was There At That Time In The Room??
Secretary: I Was There “”
Police: What Happened? Why Did He Commit Suicide???
Secretary: He Was A Good Man. One Day He Bought Me A Fur Coat For 2,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace For Rs.15,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Ring For Rs.5,00,000. Today He Asked Me To Spend The Night With Him. I Told Him I Charge Just Rs. 500 A Night!
Moral: Investments Are Subject To Market Risk, Check The Market Rate Before Investing!!””
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