Santa: Wives Are Like Police.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidence, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You!
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Santa Banta Ke Chutkule – Santa Tum Chinese
Santa: Tum Chinese Jaisi Kyu Dikhti Ho!
Girl: Mere Dad Chinese The.
Santa: Wo Kaha Hai!
Girl: Mar Gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China Ka Maal Tha, Chalta Bhi Kitna!
Mast Jokes Santa Banta – Santa Ko Jail Santa
Santa Ko Jail
Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun…
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
Santa Banta Ke Chutkule – Santa Mohabbat Ho
Santa: Mohabbat Ho Jati He Ya Karni Padti He?
Banta: Ladki Sundar Ho Or Honda Activa Pe Ho To Ho Jati He… Badsurat Ho Or Honda City Pe Ho To Karni Padti Hai.
Santa Banta SMS – Santa-Yaar Banta Hum
Santa-Yaar Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta Hai ?
Banta-Jo Besan Or Pakode Ka Hai
Santa-Wo Kaise?
Banta-Qki Jab Besan Santa Hai
Tabhi To Pakoda Banta Hai.
This 1 Is A Killer 1 …..
Teacher- Beta Batao Britannia Tiger Biscuit Pe Jo Green Dot H Uska Matlab Kya H.?
Student- Iska Matlab Ki Tiger Online Hai.?
Mast Jokes Santa Banta – Santa Ne Live
Santa Ne Live Radio Station Call Ki: Hello… Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?
Rj: Ji Haan, Boliye.
Santa: Meri Awaaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Hai ?
Rj: J Haan.
Santa: Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri Biwi Radio Sun Rahi Hai… Wo Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi..??
Rj (Gusse Mein): Haaan Bhai Haan..!!!
Santa: Hello Jeeto! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai Toh Jaldi Se Motor Chala De… Main Oopar Chhat Par Toilet Mein Hoon Aur Tanki Mein Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai…!!!
Short Santa Banta Jokes – Santa Ghar Ka
Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey?
Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.
Best Santa Banta Jokes – Santa Look A
Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Made.
Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?
Santa Banta Jokes For Whatsapp – Sardar To Doctor When
Sardar To Doctor:
When I Sleep, Monkeys
Play Football In My Dreams.
Dr:No Problem,
Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep.
Sardar: Kal Se Khaonga Aaj Final Hai.
Santa Banta Jokes For Whatsapp – Skelton Interviewer What Is
Skelton
Interviewer: What Is Skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It..!!!