Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Suhagrat ko Dulha bola – Jaan, Aaj raat tumhe chand pe le jaaun ya taaro pe…
Dulhan sharma ke boli – Ye to Aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataa paungi…

Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai…
Husband : Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par gai…

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha – “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”

Dulhan – “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Mane to Hamesha Karwaya Hai”

Suhagrat Ke Baad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola
Pati – Arey Blood To Nikla Hi Nahi…
Patni Ne Guusse Main Aakar Jawab Diya
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Patni – “Kyu be Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya.”

Suhagrat par Dulhe ne Dulhan ki aankh ko chuma…
Dulhan : Ye Kya?
Dulha : Aankh Zindagi ki kitab hai..
Dulhan : Niche library main Aag lagi hai aur tu kitab main ghusaa hua hai…

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!

Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se”
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai“

Mochi Ki Shaadi Hui,
Suhaagraat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya.
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Biwi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola,
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“Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga”

Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati – “Arrey Tum ne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue – “Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko…
Dudh Zarur Pila Dena”