Funny Jokes - Hindi Chutkule

Long Lasting Relationship Mantra By William Sexfear
Come Late And Your Girlfriend Will Say You’Re Late.
Cum Late And She Will Say You’Re Great!!
Baat Pasand Aaye To Like Jarur Thokna

Madrasi Brain, Bengali Beauty
Wealth Of Gujrat & Strength Of Punjab.
Translation In Punjabi
Madras Di Buddi, Bangal Di Fuddi,
Gujrat Da Dhan Te Punjab Da Lun.

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Shadi Ke Bad Vidayi Ke Time Ladkiya Roti Kyu Hai?”
Ladki: “Abe Ullu, Agar Tujhe Pata Ho Ki Koi Tujhe Ghar Se Door Le Jake Kar Sari Rat Teri Marega To Tu Kya Nachega“

Ladkewale Ladki Ka Haath Kab Mangte Hai????????…
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Jab Ladke Ka Haath Thak Jata Hai….

Ladki Apni Marzi Se De To Pyar,
Dost Dilaye To Uphar,
Ghar Wale Dilaye To Sanskar,
Aur Hum Le-Le To,
Section-376-Ipc Ke Tahat
Balatkar

Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.
Girl: “Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai”
Boy: “Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke”
Girl: “Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai”
Boy: “Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya”
Girl: “Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai”
Boy: “Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To L*nd Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta”
Girl: “Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi”
Boy: “Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga“

Ladki Green Suit Paheni Thi

Ladka Dekh Ke Bola:-
Ekdum Hari Fasal Lag Rahi Ho.
Ladki:-Bhaiya,
Tera Jija Rat Me 2 Baar Pani Dalta Hai Hari Kyu Na Rahu..!

Ladki Job Ke Liye
Interview Dene Gayi
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Boss: Woh Kya Hai Jis Ke 2 Wheel Hote Hai?
Girl: Motor Cycle
Boss: Nahi, Honda Motor Cycle
Boss: Woh Kya Hai Jis Ke 4 Wheel Hote Hain?
Girl: Car
Boss: No, Toyota Car.
Girl Gusse Se: ‘Ab Mere Sawaal Ka Jawaab Do
Aagey Bhi Baal Peeche Bhi Baal Beech Mein
Suraakh ?’
Boss: ‘ ***** ‘ ?
Girl: ‘Nahi Teri Maa Ki ***** ‘ !!

Ladki Ke T-Shirt Par Bane Aeroplane Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga.
Girl:Kabhi Aeroplane Nahi Dekha?
Boy:Aeroplane Toh Dekha Aisa Airport Nahi Dekha

Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai ??
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai !!
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai …
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Abe Salo Sudhar Jaao. Soch Badlo Apni … Mene Bola Tha Na Ki, Galat Shabd Use Nahi Karunga 😛