Jokes Chutkule – A Lawyer Came

A Lawyer Came Home After Having Sex In His Car.
Girl Forgot Her Bra N Panty In Car
The Wife Found Them, Tore Them Up N Shouted: U Dirty Bastard U Have Been Screwing Ur Secretary??

Without Blinking An Eyelid, Lawyer Shouted Back.
Bitch, U Have Just Destroyed The Only Evidence Of A High Profile Rape Case I Have Been Working On.
U Can Now Forget About Diamond Necklace U Were Asking For.
Wife Fell On Her Knees, Crying And Trying 2 Repair D Torn Pieces & Lawyer Walked Away With A Smile..

Moral :
Cambodia’S National Fruit Is Banana.
India’S National Business Is Chutiya Banana.