Tag: संता बंता के चुटकुले

Santa: Wives Are Like Police.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidence, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You!

Santa: Tum Chinese Jaisi Kyu Dikhti Ho!
Girl: Mere Dad Chinese The.
Santa: Wo Kaha Hai!
Girl: Mar Gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China Ka Maal Tha, Chalta Bhi Kitna!

Santa Ko Jail
Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun…

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

Santa: Mohabbat Ho Jati He Ya Karni Padti He?
Banta: Ladki Sundar Ho Or Honda Activa Pe Ho To Ho Jati He… Badsurat Ho Or Honda City Pe Ho To Karni Padti Hai.

Santa-Yaar Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta Hai ?
Banta-Jo Besan Or Pakode Ka Hai
Santa-Wo Kaise?
Banta-Qki Jab Besan Santa Hai
Tabhi To Pakoda Banta Hai.

This 1 Is A Killer 1 …..
Teacher- Beta Batao Britannia Tiger Biscuit Pe Jo Green Dot H Uska Matlab Kya H.?
Student- Iska Matlab Ki Tiger Online Hai.?

Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Made.

Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

Santa Ne Live Radio Station Call Ki: Hello… Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?

Rj: Ji Haan, Boliye.

Santa: Meri Awaaz Pura Shehar Sun Raha Hai ?

Rj: J Haan.

Santa: Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri Biwi Radio Sun Rahi Hai… Wo Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi..??

Rj (Gusse Mein): Haaan Bhai Haan..!!!

Santa: Hello Jeeto! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai Toh Jaldi Se Motor Chala De… Main Oopar Chhat Par Toilet Mein Hoon Aur Tanki Mein Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai…!!!

Santa: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey?
Santa: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.

Sardar To Doctor:
When I Sleep, Monkeys
Play Football In My Dreams.

Dr:No Problem,
Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep.

Sardar: Kal Se Khaonga Aaj Final Hai.

Skelton
Interviewer: What Is Skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It..!!!